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This subreddit doesnt let me make statements, so instead I have to ask a question in a really assholeish manner.

Why is your review count so low? If you've sold over 500 orders, and only 3 have left feedback, isnt that concerning? I'm just broke my 750th order with 130+ 5 star reviews.

OH So all those sales were relatively recently!? Hot damn never mind. Keep it up!

My only suggestion is to create "thank you" artwork for your customers that goes into every package. Mention that you appreciate their business, and request a review if they enjoyed the product, and to reach out if there were any issues with quality or shipping.

As soon as I started doing that, reviews skyrocketed.

Mans is a monster and doesnt even realize it.

People are just fucking stupid. Its like NYE in times square when you gotta wear a diaper to participate - Just to be in a giant fuckin ad.

You got any more of them $200 japan flights?

Also been subbed for years. Ive never left the US. Hardly left CA. My family never traveled and I'm scared. I love what you do. Keeps me inspired to one day say, "Screw it" and buy a ticket somewhere.