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Except I can't decide if I should use this $40 to bail my dad out of jail or buy a bag of weed.

Careful boys, they got the NBA spying on all the Internets.

Not sure if that is some "off-menu" terminology, or Bill is just a hungry hippie.

My wife doesn't like when I eat pizza off of her back while doing it doggy style, she said that I'm not as focused on the task at hand. Of course I couldn't hear her because I had my headphones on, so when I took them off and asked what she said, she got mad and stormed off. Oh well, more pizza for me. What should I be doing differently to keep my focus?

I'm getting me a tipi. And a friend named Jeb.