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Do cows put on people skins in the evening and dance in the pale moonlight?

I thought as much, never actually seen them, but that look in they give me as they saunter by in the sunlight is just so foretelling.

That is very good and well, I am a sailor and I always have current charts, when the best technology fails, that is all one has. It is comforting to know that modern vessel operators may still be able to read and understand a Nautical Chart and take a bearing from a Compass. I salute you.

Do you have paper charts?

That is the sign of a good skipper. Those seas can be treacherous, and the approaches can be deadly.