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yParticle972 karma

"Your chocolate fountain is sputtering."

yParticle625 karma

LPT: Rob the senior teller, or vault if needed.

yParticle388 karma

Somehow I read that as Santa instead of James Bond.

yParticle363 karma

How much paperwork is done nude? My lifelong fear is a papercut on my dick.

yParticle246 karma

I'd hazard the 100 ballpark. At best, you're getting out of late fees/interest.