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Always love Fool us, and look forward to seeing your act.

How do P&T actually know when someone has fooled them? While i'd love to think no-one would lie to them, I'd imagine the show has some sort of way of knowing? Do you need to explain the trick to a employee beforehand (Who would obviously be sworn to secrecy) or something similar?

Basically, what's stopping P&T from correctly guessing, but the performer saying "Nope, that's not how I did it"?

Oohh, to have that job! Getting to see all the tricks, AND learn how they're done!

So, to follow on that... What are you planning to do regarding monopoly media ownership and bias in Australia?

Shag George. You've seen the kinky pic. That bugger probably buggers like a firecracker Going off.

Marry Tones. Just because that'd be a gay marriage which Tones would definitely hate. He at least looks after his body and tries to stay fit. Plus he loves the spotlight/jumping into any photo op, so I'd get to be there, hugging my Tony, in every photo. Can you imagine the media circus at being the guy who turned tones gay? But best of all - Tony would hate it. We would divorce within the year, and I'd get celebrity status for being the guy who shagged George, married, then divorced Tony, and used the celebrity status to push a very greens like agenda to help the world.

Kill Dutton. He's the biggest threat to Australia's future out of the three. As long as I don't need to do it myself, but I'll already be in with two liberal bigwigs, so I'm sure I can get someone to do something. What's the point of being a Liberal hack if you have to get your own hands dirty?

I think that would be a question for /u/LudlamsHair