xanthrax33

Unless the pressure gets to him!

Damn... I was hoping they were your trained monkey helpers, one for each arm. That'd be awesome.

How'd you get out of the mirror?! I only ask because my mirror twin has been looking at me shiftily lately and I think he means to kill me... How can I keep him trapped?

Just give them a weird look, follow their gaze to your arms and then open your eyes widely and scream "Oh God! The demons from under my bed took my arms! They took my arms!!" With the same level of drama as the scene from the end of 'The Planet of The Apes.'

What's your pick up line, what do you say to let a guy walking by know what you do?