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TIL that Eli Roth is not Zachary Quinto.

R&B, rap and bullshit. - RZA

It's the perfect plan!

The only thing worse than a girl puking on your dick is finding out she's puked on more dicks than she can keep track of.

I could be wrong, but I don't think he was thinking about what joke to say. He knew right away. His delay was, "am I going to say this hilariously dumb thing that nobody else will probably find funny?.... .. ... okay let's do this."

Which makes it funnier.

ps - this video was fantastic. If he had said it right away or if people reacted it wouldn't be half as funny as it was.