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wrapped_in_clingfilm3439 karma

Should a person, in theory, be vacuuming the stairs and then, in theory, trip over the vacuum, thus disengaging its hose to expose the inlet directly, and then, in theory, fall down the stairs and one's dressing gown fly open and one's member (happening to be erect) inserts itself into the said inlet, in theory... wouldn't that be fun?

wrapped_in_clingfilm75 karma

The serious accusation has been made that your PR guys are busy downvoting hard questions. Scroll down and expand negative posts to see the obvious. I am getting uncomfortable with corporate AMAs on reddit.

wrapped_in_clingfilm15 karma

Can't get the link to work. Got another? Edit: Link works now for me, servers must have kicked in (I don't really know what that means, but I said it anyway).

wrapped_in_clingfilm13 karma

Who said that?

wrapped_in_clingfilm12 karma

Isn't there some kind of medal the Queen should give you for that?