wonderbread51

Edit: Gramma

Wait..... now I'm even more confused as to what your problem is, and slightly terrified.

You need to go to someone else's house to do the deed. Someone with a good plumbing system, and a solid-surface floor.

Also, this reminds me of this

Oh god, pics of this.

Then this will make more sense when you get to the last quarter of the book.

At least it's good bathroom material.