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wobwobwob4256 karma

The only time I won "Big" on slots was at Mohegan Sun. I sat down at a penny slot machine to have a smoke after getting my ass kicked at Craps way faster than I expected. I dont normally play slots but I threw in $10 for some reason. I was up to about $13 when the bonus thingy came up and I hit the Jackpot of 50,000....50,000 pennies that is ($500 for the math challenged). I was happy to win the $500 but I really needed to get going, so I called over the change girl as asked if there was a way to skip to the end of the payout, she looked at me like I was crazy and said "Ahhh most people like to watch the numbers go up when they win...", lol. For $50,000 Id stay there all day, but $500...lets move things along. In the end it took 25 mins to pay out, plus the time for the guys to come over and verify the win.

wobwobwob425 karma

It would be much more efficient to list the people he doesn't have vendetta...

wobwobwob423 karma

Shave that shit. In the 90's I had long Ozzy Osborn like hair. The moment a bald spot showed up I shaved it. Fuck hair. Its bullshit.

wobwobwob42-7 karma

I have also seen it, and it looks like your hair is lawn.

You can believe whatever you want to believe.

wobwobwob42-11 karma