willymo

Spill more hot sauce in vertical stripes, and claim it's the design of the shirt.

A screen cap of this question and subsequent answer needs to be reposted to r/trees about once every hour.

If movies have taught me anything, he's a chain-smoking arms dealer with a large scar across his face, possibly across his eye.

He didn't leave often but he would go to the yacht club to eat, to play tennis and to go sailing or (more frequently) watch other people he paid to sail his boat in yacht races.

I think I should just accept it now that I will never know such a life.

This must be one of the hardest things about coming back and transitioning into a citizen. In the military, if anyone wearing a uniform says they have your back, they do. In civilian life, people will say whatever they need to get you off their back.