williamrobertbrasky

Question One: Perhaps, When One Was Programming QWOP, Were Precious Qualities Willfully, Quietly Opted-in? Qualities Which Would Permit One, Of Player Qualification, Quick Progress While Playing QWOP?

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tl;dr: Are there cheat codes, yo?

He might just have meant '100% supplied air', meaning they weren't breathing nuclear cloud air.

Or not.

Well, then... do you have a count of how many total manhours (h) have been spent traveling a sum total of x meters?

Because then you would have data to support that mind-blowing frustration exists somewhere between zero and (x / (1600* h)) miles per hour.