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I'll just go out there and say it, asses are meant to stay closed. Like, that's my assholes #1 job. 99% of the time, it's sealed up tight. Every month, stuff drips out of my vagina and I have no option to hold that in, at all.

No offense to my fantastic vajay, but my ass is DEFINITELY a different level of tight.

Ironically, growing up there was one black kid in my school and he was a metal head, so I was surprised to learn not all black people enjoy metal.

Similar to the "bless you" origin, on the island of Okinawa, the people here say a phrase that means "eat shit" to scare off evil spirits from your body while your heart is stopped. I always use that phrase solely because I love to tell people to eat shit.

Maybe I'm being ignorant, but how would they be able to tell you're half Korean if you have a US passport?

Which language has the highest amount of swearers in your line of work? Cliches say French, but I could see the Spanish getting fiery.