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"Hey Joe, I'm just at the bar, picked up a chick, do you think you could make it to my house in about 20 minutes? Nah man, not a threesome, just gonna need you to sit there and tell me I'm doing great"

Damn man, I like your attitude.

"Bullets flying past my window? Explosions? F*ck this shit, I need to study."

Eventually, it paid off though :)

I will stab a motherfucker with a box cutter while being strangled with his backpack strap, if it means saving a building from a pl... Wait dude what are we doing

Thats 428 trees a day? Fucking hell man, your arms must hurt like fuck

To follow up on that, can you really end the planet in a holocaust?