whhaaaat

He learned ballet to make fun of the sissies in his neighborhood.

How did you originally come to the decision that Ivar wouldn't be able to walk? The historical record on him is pretty unclear on the meaning of "Boneless."

Read the academic paper on it: http://www.scribd.com/doc/228831637/Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency#scribd

So... it goes faster because his strokes are so slow and tender?

Type "cookie" you idiot.