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whatsaD41886 karma

That's probably the most terrifying thing you could say to them.

Might I suggest though, "I know you were expecting sex, but it turns out you're just fucked."

whatsaD4644 karma

Do you have a favorite catch phrase to say when making the arrest?

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Is the army still willing to recruit felons? I've heard in the past they would sort of sweep one's record under the rug in exchange for a commitment.