what_would_yeezus_do2110 karma2014-07-17 16:59:43 UTC
In Garden State, your character says: "It's really amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter-inch piece of plastic." What has been the quarter-inch piece of plastic in your life?
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what_would_yeezus_do634 karma2014-07-17 18:06:18 UTC
Andrew Largeman (Zach Braff): It was a complete freak accident, you know? It's one of those things you replay a million times in your head and you see how clearly it was just a complete freak thing. My whole life she was depressed for no reason and, you know, one day... I was a little kid. I was nine years old and I just hated her for that. And I pushed her. And it was innocent! I was just completely frustrated because.
Sam (Natalie Portman): [interrupts] Because you couldn't make her happy?
Andrew Largeman: Yeah! Fuck yeah. And any other time, you know, any other day she would have just yelled at me and sent me to my room but this day. On this particular day the door of the dishwasher had fallen open. The latch was broken and it would just randomly fall open. That fucking latch. It's really amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter-inch piece of plastic.
Andrew Largeman: So anyway, she fell back over the door and hit her neck on the kitchen counter paralyzing her from the waist down.
EDIT: She = His Mother
what_would_yeezus_do541 karma2014-08-20 18:03:33 UTC
How could you ask questions like "I'm sorry Stefon, what is a human magic 8-ball?" with a straight face when Bill Hader couldn't keep it together?
what_would_yeezus_do46 karma2015-01-28 18:49:34 UTC
I don't mean to speak on behalf of Mr. Gates, but these three along with English make up 4/6 of the official languages of the UN and would enable him to communicate with a significant portion of the non-English speaking world, especially those most relevant to his philanthropic and technological endeavors.
what_would_yeezus_do10 karma2014-08-12 17:51:11 UTC
If there was a brawl between news teams like in the movie "Anchorman", which channel would win?
Teams are as follows:
CNN: You, Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper
MSNBC: Chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow, Ed Schultz
Fox News: Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Megyn Kelly
HLN: Nancy Grace
Remember, Churchill once said "history is written by the victors."
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