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In Garden State, your character says: "It's really amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter-inch piece of plastic." What has been the quarter-inch piece of plastic in your life?

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Andrew Largeman (Zach Braff): It was a complete freak accident, you know? It's one of those things you replay a million times in your head and you see how clearly it was just a complete freak thing. My whole life she was depressed for no reason and, you know, one day... I was a little kid. I was nine years old and I just hated her for that. And I pushed her. And it was innocent! I was just completely frustrated because.

Sam (Natalie Portman): [interrupts] Because you couldn't make her happy?

Andrew Largeman: Yeah! Fuck yeah. And any other time, you know, any other day she would have just yelled at me and sent me to my room but this day. On this particular day the door of the dishwasher had fallen open. The latch was broken and it would just randomly fall open. That fucking latch. It's really amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter-inch piece of plastic.


Andrew Largeman: So anyway, she fell back over the door and hit her neck on the kitchen counter paralyzing her from the waist down.


EDIT: She = His Mother

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How could you ask questions like "I'm sorry Stefon, what is a human magic 8-ball?" with a straight face when Bill Hader couldn't keep it together?

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I don't mean to speak on behalf of Mr. Gates, but these three along with English make up 4/6 of the official languages of the UN and would enable him to communicate with a significant portion of the non-English speaking world, especially those most relevant to his philanthropic and technological endeavors.

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If there was a brawl between news teams like in the movie "Anchorman", which channel would win?

Teams are as follows:

  • CNN: You, Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper

  • MSNBC: Chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow, Ed Schultz

  • Fox News: Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Megyn Kelly

  • HLN: Nancy Grace

Remember, Churchill once said "history is written by the victors."