weirdobc734

Will you be there Saturday? My and my wife are coming. I'm going to say "Theme_Park_Throwaway" to the operator of every ride we go to. I'll know it's you when you say "banana for scale, captain." Then I will salute you.

Those. Exact. Words. It'll blow my wife's mind.

Edit 1: Status update. I have not seen him/her yet. My wife doesn't want to go to the kiddie rides. We're currently waiting for the Goliath and the line is at a dead stop.. No signs of our guy/gal at acrophobia. Next stop is the train.

Edit 2: the train appears to be closed?

Edit 3: I am sorry to report that I did not find /u/Theme_Park_Throwaway. There were two things on my agenda: have fun with the wife and make reddit happy. I could only accomplish one of those but we have season passes so maybe next time.

I'll be sure to do that.

Wife: "Why are we going to the kiddie rides?"

Me: "Because..........just trust me, ok?"