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SHOW US YOUR HAND.

Also, did you get at least one good hit in, that’s all that matters?

Yeah but If I have to realistically tell the story “I was attacked by some guys in Cambodia no idea how I survived” sounds a lot less cooler than “I fought off these Asian motherfuckers with swords, no idea how I got out alive”

Aw shucks. Wasn’t worth it but now you’ve battle scars and can make up stories for the laides(or lads whatever you like). Hand didn’t get stitches?

I like this one more actually