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weavin223 karma

  1. Have you ever met the Michael Caine Voxxelgänger (voice doppelgänger) who does the announcements at Southwark? He used to brighten up my day; 'You were only supposed to mind the bloody doors'

  2. On that note, are your bosses aware of how cheery/quirky announcers can make hundreds of peoples days better?

  3. Why are the Jubilee line stations so cool? I used to live by Southwark, and now live near Canada Water, so have visited every Jubilee line station. Were they built by Aliens?

  4. Why can't we have Oyster card chips implanted in our wrists yet? we could call them 'Mussel Chips' (or 'moules frites')

  5. Why is the terminology for somebody getting hit by a train, or committing suicide 'person under the train at _____', it's always seemed quite detached and cold. I'd hate to become a 'person under the train', they don't even seem bothered about it, is this to keep everybody calm and to not put people in a bad mood? How many people die on account of being hit by trains every week?

  6. What are your top tips if I ever get stuck on a train in the middle of a tunnel?

  7. Who's the most famous person you've ever seen get on the tube?

edit: jubilee extension station

weavin14 karma

Round-headed twat.

weavin2 karma

How ironic!

weavin2 karma

Trade you all the french in london for the brits in dordogne

weavin2 karma

j'espere