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Do you dye your hair black and straighten them, put on vampire teeth, dress in black, put fake blood on your mouth and walk around at 7AM saying "I love the taste of blood in the morning!" every time you see someone pass by, then start following them until they get to their destination?

Nobody'll take you seriously on Halloween, they'll think you're not actually eating children and you're doing it just for show. You should do it on the next full moon. Tell them you won't eat children if they make you a castle on top of the hill next to the graveyard and they sacrifice a virgin every month.

A normal child a day, can be replaced with a pet once a week, and keep it to a minimum of 1 virgin a week.

Child is considered from fetus to 17 years old and 364 days.

And if you eat mine I eat yours.

Hmmm you could try a mouth peace.. But you'd need to use a huge one in case your teeth are sharp enough.

It must be hard. You need to find a girl to impregnate and a girl to eat next time you try. She'll run away but she'll still have your child. I heard children of your kind eat their mom to survive their first few weeks of growing up before going back to their father the same way salmons go back to where they were born.