wankerbot107 karma2012-09-18 20:58:37 UTC
Going on about 6 years now. I even dumped their replacement (DirecTV) and we are now "cord CUT".
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wankerbot99 karma2013-04-24 17:45:00 UTC
Obviously the Blue Angels know how to land their jets on a boat.
wankerbot77 karma2013-04-24 16:53:47 UTC
...except you wear G-suits where they do not, is that correct?
wankerbot54 karma2013-01-02 22:17:53 UTC
Early in my operational life, I was subjected to traumatic damage to the structural components of my right upper-body appendage, thus rendering me unable to execute my Prime Directive. While it was under repair for the next 60 solar-cycles, I was forced to perform a firmware upgrade which allowed ambidextrous use of my appendages for Directive execution.
To this day, I still operate by that now-unnecessary firmware upgrade.
wankerbot28 karma2013-01-28 20:26:42 UTC
Not quite as special anymore, but my favorite has always been:
Lights flicker late at night at ESPN studios
Worker goes down to the basement to learn why, Lance Armstrong is resting on his stationary bike wiping his brow, says "Oh, I didn't know you were still here..." keeps pedaling, lights back on.
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