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w00t4me40 karma

Imagine you, up on stage at the white house corespondents dinner, sitting next to Michelle Obama. You go up, make some opening remarks, with everyone thinking it's actually Obama.

However, a heckler in the audience keeps ruining your punch lines. you then ask the heckler to come up and see how hard it is to do your job. That Heckler: Albert Einstein Barack Obama in disguise.

w00t4me25 karma

Also Carl Sagan, who was a professor at Cornell, was his mentor.

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We have time!

w00t4me20 karma

what was, in your opinion, Metallicas best show?