vincentkahrune

Did you ever wish you had stolen the chandelier from Tiffany's, since it's worth more than diamonds?

Then get caught by a girl, she's Tiffany. You fall in love, make love all night?

this AMA really backfired on you, how do you feel about that?

I'm honestly asking, because it seems Scott really stole the show without even trying and as a competitor, that had to hurt.

Yes, i hear this all the time! Sometimes the zapping noise sounds like tv static, with a burst of light, but mostly it sounds like a zap or a popping kind of noise. Sometimes it takes a very long time to fall back asleep because my heart is pumping a million beats per minute.

I worked at a Walmart in Texas during one of the worst heat waves and every time i looked at that fucking truck, with boxes thrown in there like some mother fucker just didn't give a shit and they packed it so tight we had to get a goddamn FORKLIFT to open the door... I wanted to track that person down and murder his entire family tree.

No, I'm not bitter.

The baby looked at you?

Sarah, get Super Nintendo chalmers on the phone!