vertigounconscious1708 karma2014-03-27 17:25:01 UTC
you do realize that your primary consumer isn't even out of bed and functioning until at least 12:30 in the afternoon - right?
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vertigounconscious873 karma2014-07-30 14:37:46 UTC
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vertigounconscious755 karma2014-08-25 14:01:35 UTC
kind of a different/reverse version of this:
I remember being a kid and we went to Disney for the first time with my parents and when we were walking in, looking at the Castle (Magic Kingdom?) straight on, I looked up at my Mom and she was bawling her eyes out like a little girl. (I was maybe 9)
So I asked her why she was crying and she said she waited her whole life to see that castle in person and it was exactly how she imagined it would be. So we're standing there and I guess I'm sort of just staring up at her while she's just bawling and Snow White just came up to her out of nowhere, and hugged her and looked down on me and said "it doesn't matter how old you get"
that stuck with me. and as I sit here 20 some-odd years later and retype this at work, I'm crying a bit.
could have been Cinderella. I was 9 or so. It was a pretty white woman.
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thank you for the gold, good reddit-Samaritan. A fond, golden memory, truly immortalized, with precious cyber-ore.
vertigounconscious561 karma2014-05-13 17:40:15 UTC
SEND HIM TO BELIZE
vertigounconscious345 karma2014-04-09 16:56:41 UTC
/u/PetraNemcova ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME? PLEASE BE FLIRTING WITH ME
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