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Myth dispelled, now people in chemo are considered fit to work and no longer receive health care benefits.

Genetic engineers at Johns Hopkins University announce that they have developed a so-called "super gorilla." Though the animal cannot speak, it has a sign language lexicon of over twelve thousand words, an I.Q. of almost 85, and--most notably--a vague sense of self-awareness. Oddly, the creature (who weighs seven hundred pounds) becomes fascinated by football. The gorilla aspires to play the game at its highest level and quickly develops the rudimentary skills of a defensive end. ESPN analyst Tom Jackson speculates that this gorilla would be "borderline unblockable" and would likely average six sacks a game (although Jackson concedes the beast might be susceptible to counters and misdirection plays). Meanwhile, the gorilla has made it clear he would never intentionally injure any opponent.

You are commissioner of the NFL: Would you allow this gorilla to sign with the Oakland Raiders?

I know I would want lesbian strippers at my funeral. If I was gay I'd probably want boys to. In fact, if I have a lot of gay friends at my funeral they should have male strippers as well.

My funeral is going to be Awesome.

A country is not a single entity. In every country some people ask for one thing, and some people want no external interference.

After the fact, if things don't go we'll, someone is going to be mad no matter what.

Lord of war is one of my favourite films.

Come to think of it, Before Sunrise/Sunset and Gattaca are also among my favourite films. I don't think I realised that you were in so many of my favourite films. (also you do a reading off slaughterhouse 5 which is very good also).

Are you selective with your roles?