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Find them on facebook, make a dummy account, send him a friend request and a message.

Sign it as a concerned ex-faculty member or something.

This just in: Kickstarter experienced a DDOS attack today when millions of people kept refreshing the search for "firefly".

How can you toy with something that doesn't exist...

While nowheres near as bad as that, I felt that way working for Corporate Research Associates. We did outbound calls to student loan defaulters to ask them to do a survey.

You have no idea how hard it was for me to try to tell them that market research is exempt from telemarketing laws, and even if it wasn't, by taking a student loan out, you established a connection with the company, thus allowing them to call you.

The worst was when I got my brother, called the number, and talked to my grandma for the first time in years before catching on who I was talking to.

Hey guys, Kyle didn't read iTunes ToS, now he has to be a human centiPad.