vag-rash

Why do you put "package undeliverable-fence locked" when I don't even have a fence?

Do you guys yell "Quit resisting" while flogging the subdued suspect over there?

He said you would say that.

Oh I've had better ones than that from these idiot UPS drivers. They once claimed my address didn't exist then sent a post card to said non-existent a address for me to come pick my package up from the depo. I know what the problem is. The driver is lazy and I'm out of the way. I will pay extra for FedEx. They actually do what I pay them to do.

As a machinist I'm curious how you wearing gloves while working on a rotating machine is classified as a machine malfunction. The machine did what it was supposed to do you however did not have your gloved hand clear of the spindle/workpiece.