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I would actually consider working in retail again if I could be guaranteed a daily "Team Silent Stare of Resentment."

(That's a lie, I would never work retail again.)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure growing up and finding out your baby sitter is an incredibly beautiful, sexy, hilarious and successful actress requires whatever the opposite of therapy is. Probably eating an ice cream cone and masturbating at the same time.

I don't know if you're aware but Mr. Offerman will be in the second season of the FX series Fargo. I know the Coens are executive producers on the show, I don't know how involved they are.

It's not the same as an actual Coen Brothers movie but it's a fucking great show and I can't wait to see the new season. Perhaps this can tide us over until Mr. Offerman is cast in a proper Coen feature film.

Like in The Shining?

Liar. No one's ever seen the Bass Pro Museum. It's just an urban myth.