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I had a couple of co-workers, one liked to screw around a lot, both new guys, and one time he spanked the hell out of another guy just messing around as usual, and we had trouble deciding who was "Spank". We ended up naming them "Spank 1" and "Spank 2" and they both went by that as long as I was there. It led to some funny conversations with management. Sitting in an office, "So me and Spank were out there and..." "Spank 1 or Spank 2?" "Spank 2."

username_00001154 karma

I'm in my 20's and I would honestly take the "greyhound bus" version of spacecraft if I got to walk on the moon. It's worth it.

username_00001128 karma

Oh my God... that's genius. The next drunk history should be High Planet Earth. A bunch of really high biologists narrating nature documentaries. I'll be waiting for my check in the mail.

username_00001111 karma

I was usually medic when I was guiding, and seriously, Gold Bond is worth it's weight in actual gold. Also, Gold Bond on your junk after a 20+ mile day is magical. Everything in the world is right again when you pat your sweaty balls with Gold Bond. I know I sound like a salesman, but I love the stuff.

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I'd just stand in the projector room, suddenly flash the flashlight on them and be like "You guys QUIT FUCKING!" It'd be way more fun to scare them.