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username156148 karma

"I painted her face like a Jackson Pollock".

username15672 karma

Have fun on Monday.

username15642 karma

You seem to know how to deal with weird people and/or requests. I find that admirable.

username15636 karma

Fistfuck your hunger.

EDIT:holy /r/nocontext

username1568 karma

Gotta keep it fly so you can feel what you wanna feel.