unimportantthing

This thread reminded me that I purchased the app long ago (like 8 years), and now have room again that I got a new phone. I went to the app store and decided to redownload it. While I was waiting, I decided to read through some of the bad and good reviews, and some were quite entertaining.

Do you (or your team) have a favorite review? Do you have a favorite bad review that makes you laugh at its ridiculousness?

What are the chances a recent college student like me who studied biology (taking a few classes in environmental conservation) could be employed by someone like you? And what steps would said person have to undergo to make that dream a reality?