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undercooked_lasagna206 karma

oh yeah that's what I do every time I have a threesome with some hot chicks which is like all the time but u don't know any of them cause I only hook up with girls from canada

undercooked_lasagna126 karma

It sounds like his "evidence" is that his campaign staff said he was super popular and was totally going to win.

undercooked_lasagna58 karma

They say the fruit of a gympie-gympie tree is edible if you remove all of the extremely painful stinging hairs. You should try that one!

undercooked_lasagna58 karma

There are a wide variety of ages, but for some reason no one over 72.

undercooked_lasagna48 karma

yeah I did a ton of sex on her vargina