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Immediately walk to Oak Street Beach and grab a bike

When in Chicago, steal a bike.
- Jeremy Piven

You were so much cooler than Harley Keiner.

Kind of sad your favorite line was deleted.

an actual reason

So "because it's creepy" isn't good enough, then?

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