ultra-mario

Anything is possible but we would highly recommend NOT coating her vagina or any other body parts.

You have a pirate ship??? You should be more concerned about getting booty and wenches and not about superhydrophobic coatings.

Not at all. I applaud your interest in our technology. I'm simply trying to help you keep your priorities straight.

Yes but Ultra-Ever Dry doesn't make you prickly the next day.

• Very
• Bone
• As the desert