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dude, i'm really happy for you! i award you a free pass to grab the nearest hot girl and kiss her, v-day style!

edit:i made the suggestion. i just thought the combination of water and extreme fear might help. i never expected it to work though!

hic.

FTFY

i felt really bad for sir_hix-a-lot, because of the story i heard about the guy who killed himself due to constant hiccups (guiness book of records?)

you know how you are told to drink a cup of water standing on your head, or for someone to scare you... well combine those two and waterboarding seemed the natural next step.

don't you worry, i'm putting this shit on my résumé.

it was probably reddit's constant hannity baiting that put the idea in my mind. you're lucky, i could have suggested raping and murdering a girl in 1990.