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Would you rather defend your store against 100 duck sized arsonists, or one horse sized looter?

The duck sized arsonists are mostly high and/or drunk, not very good at starting fires, and half shirtless. They are uncoordinated and full of false bravado.

You may arm yourself any way you know how - if you know how to get a tank, that's allowed.

Nudity is up to you.

The duck sized arsonists are armed mostly with generic non-Bic lighters and mini-bar molotov cocktails. Some have cups of gasoline or lighter fluid bottles.

The horse sized looter has a large wooden club and switchblade. When he stands up, he's 12 feet tall and 1200 pounds. You wonder if ordinary firearms would put a dent in his cold, glassy eyes.

Awesome. Thank you. Good luck with the store and neighborhood.

Who will be the next William F. Buckley Jr.? His absence has left a void in conservatism which no one has filled.

The "corporate polluters" have taken billions of humans out of abject near-starvation no-electricity no-plumbing poverty. Without "corporate polluters", many people enjoying middle class lifestyles (with things like TVs and air conditioners and internet access) in China, India, and even the USA would either die or would never have lived to begin with. Why do you oppose the lifting of humans out of poverty?