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I would like to ask a series of very Melbourne-specific questions to alienate my fellow redditors and implicitly suggest I have some kind of deeper connection to you guys because we're from the same place.

1) Do you think the horses on the corner of Swanston Street enjoy their jobs? If not, how can we improve their work environment?

2) Which is the best 'Centre'? The Arts Centre, Highpoint Shopping Centre, or Melbourne Central Station? Explain your reasoning.

3) You reportedly enjoy 'Bevvies with the boys'. Please indentify your favourite craft-brewery within 7km of the CBD?

4) What the fuck is the point of White Night?

5) How do you intend to incorporate David Wenham into your act, in accordance with standard Victorian Arts practice?

6) Could your empathy for these horses be a sub-conscious projection of your respect and love for Mark?

Powerglove! My manager and I were talking about you two days ago.

I'm in Melbourne too. I've just started this thing called The Backline Project, helping new indie acts get their careers off the ground. Early stages at the moment, just slowly building an audience.

Wanna appear in it? It's for a predominantly good cause. I'll buy you a case of beer.