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why do porn site have share buttons? who does that?

ive always wanted to dump a big bucket of glitter on the express track within the nyc subway so when the train whizzes by the station there is a huge glittery explosion - i think it would be beautiful - how much glitter would you suggest I use?

muahahah - ill do it at Christopher street - no one will suspect a straight man!!

nice try officer!!

well maybe florida shouldnt be so shit then?