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twominitsturkish2596 karma

If eating a Triple Baconator and air guitaring Slayer at 3am after a night of drinking isn't a sign of intelligent life, I don't know what is.

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twominitsturkish1916 karma

No ... 'cuz snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

twominitsturkish984 karma

"I mean take my 72 virgins ... please!"