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twentyafterfour179 karma

Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt...oh, geez, trees, shrubs...er, I'm directly under the earth's sun...now!

twentyafterfour8 karma

I know how you feel, I fell off a 35 foot balcony in a drunken stupor and landed on hard packed dirt.

Anyways, I was wondering what the actual list of injuries you had looked like?

For comparison's sake mine were as follows:

  • 5 Broken Ribs
  • L2-L5 Spinous Processes Fractured
  • Punctured/Collapsed Lung
  • Acetabular Fracture
  • Contused Liver
  • Ruptured Eardrum
  • Minor Concussion

I spent 3 days in an induced coma and 12 days in the hospital. The first thing I did when I woke up was say, "Someone get me a Rolling Rock and it better not be skunked!"

twentyafterfour1 karma

Do you have any thoughts on "The Station" nightclub fire?