twentyafterfour
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I know how you feel, I fell off a 35 foot balcony in a drunken stupor and landed on hard packed dirt.
Anyways, I was wondering what the actual list of injuries you had looked like?
For comparison's sake mine were as follows:
- 5 Broken Ribs
- L2-L5 Spinous Processes Fractured
- Punctured/Collapsed Lung
- Acetabular Fracture
- Contused Liver
- Ruptured Eardrum
- Minor Concussion
I spent 3 days in an induced coma and 12 days in the hospital. The first thing I did when I woke up was say, "Someone get me a Rolling Rock and it better not be skunked!"
twentyafterfour179 karma
Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt...oh, geez, trees, shrubs...er, I'm directly under the earth's sun...now!
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