truthie

People spend so much time trying to keep the waves of life from rocking their boats

Huh. With metaphors this excruciatingly clunky I wonder why you aren't a successful writer?

How exciting were the early days of Apple?

How great are Duncan and Natasha? Does their home smell like fresh baked cookies and Lord Vishnu's pubic mound?

They aren't sending medical charts to a pager lol.