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"I didn't throw pennies at her, she threw them at me."

Oh, okayyyy. That happens all the time at strip clubs.

I'm curious about what strategies you used to increase sales by 25% in 6 months. How do you get people to spend more at a strip club?

Makes sense, though not everyone would be able to pull that off. Thanks for responding. Now I'm wondering how that conversation would go, y'know, when you tell a stripper she's no longer attractive enough for your club.

Any particularly outrageous reactions?

Hey Matt. My husband and I used to raft in Canada before we had kids. Now my girls are 10 years old, and my husband thinks they're ready to go whitewater rafting this summer. Although they are relatively athletic and adventurous (good swimmers and skiers), I'm terrified they'll get flung overboard. So here are my questions:

1. Do you get lots of kids of that age group on rafting trips?
2. Anything in particular you suggest I ask our river guide before booking a trip?
3. Is my husband completely wrong, and should we sit out a few more summers till the kids are, like, 30 or something?

Sounds like something my kids would love. I'm just worried because we flipped on a raft once (years and years ago) and it's really hard not to panic when the water pushes you under and away. We were fine obv., and the river guides were fantastic. It was still a great experience, and we went several times after that.

Still, I always picture the worst possible scenarios when it comes to my kids... you know the one where she's overboard & being carried underwater by a strong current towards a big, sharp rock, with a bear on top of it. And moose on the shore. Angry moose.

And piranhas.

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Ok, switching off now. It's 2AM here & I'm freaking myself out of a possible vacation. But seriously, I agree it's time. I've already started researching locations & guides for spring.