Doctor Tingle, I have a question about MANNERS. Sometimes, you're at a fancy spaghetti restaurant, oh boy, and they have cloth napkins you have to put in your lap. They give you forks and knives and a BIG OL SPOON (and such) but sometimes you're just so dang excited you just want to get BOTH DANG HANDS in there (please understand that this is for maximum touch and flavor).
Some people say this is BAD MANNERS but I told them they were being disrespectful to handsome spaghetti (and also garlic bread who was in earshot) and then they won't even go to any dang restaurants any more so my question is how important are MANNERS in the grand scheme of PROVING LOVE?
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Doctor Tingle, I have a question about MANNERS. Sometimes, you're at a fancy spaghetti restaurant, oh boy, and they have cloth napkins you have to put in your lap. They give you forks and knives and a BIG OL SPOON (and such) but sometimes you're just so dang excited you just want to get BOTH DANG HANDS in there (please understand that this is for maximum touch and flavor). Some people say this is BAD MANNERS but I told them they were being disrespectful to handsome spaghetti (and also garlic bread who was in earshot) and then they won't even go to any dang restaurants any more so my question is how important are MANNERS in the grand scheme of PROVING LOVE?
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