trashitagain

Your coin flip website just told me not to join a gym and continue my current health routine. I've already ordered a pizza and opened my morning beer.

Thank you! I'm so grateful to you right now!

If I'm still alive, I'll get right on it!

Ah yes, when the machines do something that humans would never do.

Would you recommend visiting a legal prostitute as a method to lose your virginity?

(note: I'm 28)

Lol, no worries, we've all dated someone who in retrospect was obviously a horrible person. My version might be "she didn't tell you she had a boyfriend, why did you think she would tell the next guy?"