traponthereal

This isn't so much of a question as much as a request, could you list some of the most amusing conspiracies/stories that users have said about you? I've heard a few but I think the thread would find it funny.

Yeah probably a fed.

I have a few questions. -why is it so hard to center a fucking bun? -why are some burgers completely drenched with ketchup on the outside? -why can't you motivate workers to not be assholes.