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toydiamondring1716 karma

Boss:"Can you count money?"


Boss:"Start Monday."

toydiamondring1430 karma

Not one instance really sticks out in my mind, but probably the couple of time people have jerked off in front of me and refused to leave. Luckily, when you aim pepper spray towards someone's crotch, they normally flee.

toydiamondring905 karma

Way more ladies than dudes.

toydiamondring822 karma

We just don't. The only thing we can return are defective DVDs. We take all toys that require batteries out and make sure they work properly before purchase to avoid angry assholes. You'd be surprised how often things don't work right out of the package.

toydiamondring817 karma

Half off everything. It's amazing.