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Without trying to badmouth the company I worked for, after the owner got out of prison for multiple felonies, he wanted to make changes and thought I had a bad attitude because I didn't like him cutting my pay by more than half. Firing me just before Christmas was a special bonus.

If I wind up in another vacuum repair joint, I'll continue the AMAs. But, I don't plan on staying in the industry.

In the United States, there are over 2500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner induced genital traumas.

*Edit: Per year

Your mom.

Just as often as you'd imagine. I just yell REPOST at them.

I spend a great deal of my time repairing Dyson as a Warranty Repair Station. As a tech, my problem with Dysons are the weak, crappy parts, and troublesome design flaws. I do not like bagless machines, as they are dirtier, require more regular maintenance, and do not pick up as well as bagged vacs.

I use brand new Dysons in a demo to show how much they leave behind as compared to other brands.

It is my opinion that the better Hoover and Eureka machines work as well or better than Dyson's best. But for the price of a DC50 with the full Animal package, you could get much more vacuum.