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"So I was talking with Al yesterday, and he says your dad is a BIG FAT LIAR"

Jesus Christ. How do they not screw up every order?

Probably because it's $1, and you can add a ton of booze to it to help get you through the day.

$50k

Back then, wasn't steve answering personal e-mails? I wonder how everything would have turned out for OP if he had email Steve with a pic of the phone and offered to return it. That seems like something he would respect or possibly reward.