toomanyburritos

The SNL skit with Drake as Katt Williams on the Nancy Grace show is pretty much exactly how her programs are. Hilariously upsetting and she just constantly yells.

I've been poor my whole life and this is definitely a huge part of it.

I finally have a bank account that's been in good standing for a few years, but I actually have my MOTHER putting part of HER paychecks into my account via direct deposit because otherwise I get charged every month if I don't make a minimum $500 deposit. Thing is, I'm a SAHM (with very part time nannying gigs that pay cash) so I literally have no "income" and therefore can't get a direct deposit. After my mom's check goes into my account, I withdrawal it and give it back to her, but the process saves me from getting charged a monthly fee. It's so fucking stupid that I have to do this, but otherwise I would lose money every month.

I don't even know what to say.

You're amazing. I follow you on Twitter and find myself constantly laughing at your posts (laughing WITH, I should say) and wishing I knew you in real life because I'm pretty sure you'd think I was pretty awesome too.

That's all. Big fan, dude.